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Friday, February 6th, 2009If programming languages were religions…
Wednesday, December 17th, 2008I have just read a post written two days ago (thanks David), comparing the programming languages with the religions.
To say the truth, I found it quite ingenious and I wanted to contribute to the list adding the comparison betweeng Brainf*ck and the religion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM)
“Then brainf*ck would be like the Flying Spaghetti Monster Religion: brainf*ck is a parody of language in the form of a satirical protest to the simplicity of compilers and complexity of languages”
A couple of jokes about nerds.
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008- Mom, Mom! They call me nerd at school.
- And, What do you do then?
- I substract myself 2 points of charisma.
How can you hypnotize a nerd?
With a progress bar at 99%
(Español) la vida de un informatico en 7 minutos
Thursday, November 27th, 2008Sorry, this entry is only available in Español.
grep -r fuck linux-source-2.6.24 : /* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
Sunday, October 19th, 2008Some months ago I wrote a post, which happened to be quite populated, explaining how to compile the linux kernel in Ubuntu. I forgot then to add another step that is not mandatory but it can be interesting anyways. Just after:
sudo apt-get install linux-source
cd /usr/src
tar xjf linux-source-2.6.xx.tar.bz2
#sustituir xx por la version de tu kernel (que hay que decirlo todo (dios mio))
You have to type:
grep -r fuck linux-source-2.6.xx
And have a nice time with the reading. It can be also interesting to try with other swearing words. Here you have an example of the output:
linux-source-2.6.24/net/ipv4/netfilter/nf_nat_snmp_basic.c: * (And this is the fucking ‘basic’ method).
linux-source-2.6.24/net/netfilter/nf_queue.c: /* James M doesn’t say fuck enough. */
linux-source-2.6.24/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl: If you don’t see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/sgi-ip22/ip22-setup.c: * fucking with the memory controller because it needs to know the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe … Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe … Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe … Don’t try to access
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe … Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe … Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe … Don’t try to access
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe … Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe … Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe … Don’t try to access
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe … Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe … Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe … Don’t try to access
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess…
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude… */
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/x86/kernel/cpu/cpufreq/powernow-k7.c: * Some Athlon laptops have really fucked PST tables.
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/x86/kernel/cpu/mtrr/generic.c:/* Some BIOS’s are fucked and don’t set all MTRRs the same! */
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/sparc/kernel/process.c: /* fuck me plenty */
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c: /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin’ up. */
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/ppc/syslib/ppc405_pci.c: * the kernel try to remap our BAR #1 and fuck up bus
linux-source-2.6.24/lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up 
linux-source-2.6.24/sound/oss/opl3.c: * What the fuck is going on here? We leave junk in the beginning
linux-source-2.6.24/include/asm-m68k/sun3ints.h:/* master list of VME vectors — don’t fuck with this */
linux-source-2.6.24/include/linux/netfilter/xt_limit.h: /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
linux-source-2.6.24/include/asm-cris/arch-v32/spinlock.h: * writers) in interrupt handlers someone fucked up and we’d dead-lock
linux-source-2.6.24/include/asm-sparc64/system.h: /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */ \
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/ide/pci/cmd640.c: * These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* This card is _fucking_ hot… */
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/media/video/bt819.c: BUG? Why does turning the chroma comb on fuck up color?
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/mtd/mtd_blkdevs.c: registered, to prevent the link/init ordering from fucking
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/watchdog/shwdt.c: * brain-damage, it’s managed to fuck things up one step further..
Flying with Ryanair
Sunday, June 29th, 2008
It seems that Ryanair needs to increment his capital with the economic class users in order to offer models in bikini and oral sex to the executive class passengers.
Chat au tapis roulant
Monday, May 26th, 2008When there is an exam period, the only thing you can do with your blog is to post funny cats videos from youtube.
Chat au tapis roulant
find the differences with
Bueno chicos que esto se acaba
Thursday, May 8th, 2008Well, what to say? only that… everything is finishing, this course the ERASMUS and the University, all together. So now it’s time to face a new stage in the live, a challenge, to find a job.
However I should add that my CV is a kind of nicer than this one.
Este blog se esta haciendo popular por su contenido diverso
Thursday, May 8th, 2008List of the things that people is looking for in my blog
“how to decrease laptop temperature”
“how to compile in ubuntu gutsy”
“how to create your own email in hotmail”
“how to unblock the toilet”
“how to get the laptop webcam to work”
“how to make videos with acer crystal eye”
For sure everybody should learn “how to” do everything.
“Locura masiva” figura en la Wikipedia como posible causa del fin del mundo.
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008“Massive madness” figures on Spanish Wikipedia as possible cause for the end of the World. The strange thing is that in English is not present. Maybe Spanish are the only one who have realised the problem.