grep -r fuck linux-source-2.6.24 : /* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */

Hace unos meses escribí un post que resultó ser bastante concurrido acerca de como compilar el kernel en Ubuntu. Se me olvidó entonces añadir un paso que, aunque no es obligatorio, es bastante recomendable antes de proceder a la compilación (por motivos religiosos y tal): Justo despues de:

sudo apt-get install linux-source
cd /usr/src
tar xjf linux-source-2.6.xx.tar.bz2
#sustituir xx por la version de tu kernel (que hay que decirlo todo (dios mio))

Hay que escribir:

grep -r fuck linux-source-2.6.xx

Y deleitarse un rato con la lectura. Se recomienda al lector probar también con otras palabras malsonantes. Aquí tenéis un ejemplo del resultado:

linux-source-2.6.24/net/ipv4/netfilter/nf_nat_snmp_basic.c: * (And this is the fucking ‘basic’ method).
linux-source-2.6.24/net/netfilter/nf_queue.c:        /* James M doesn’t say fuck enough. */
linux-source-2.6.24/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl:       If you don’t see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/sgi-ip22/ip22-setup.c:     * fucking with the memory controller because it needs to know the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t try to access
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t try to access
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t try to access
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t try to access
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess…
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude… */
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/x86/kernel/cpu/cpufreq/powernow-k7.c: * Some Athlon laptops have really fucked PST tables.
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/x86/kernel/cpu/mtrr/generic.c:/*  Some BIOS’s are fucked and don’t set all MTRRs the same!  */
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/sparc/kernel/process.c:    /* fuck me plenty */
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c:    /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin’ up. */
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/ppc/syslib/ppc405_pci.c:     * the kernel try to remap our BAR #1 and fuck up bus
linux-source-2.6.24/lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
linux-source-2.6.24/sound/oss/opl3.c:     * What the fuck is going on here?  We leave junk in the beginning
linux-source-2.6.24/include/asm-m68k/sun3ints.h:/* master list of VME vectors — don’t fuck with this */
linux-source-2.6.24/include/linux/netfilter/xt_limit.h:    /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
linux-source-2.6.24/include/asm-cris/arch-v32/spinlock.h: * writers) in interrupt handlers someone fucked up and we’d dead-lock
linux-source-2.6.24/include/asm-sparc64/system.h:    /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */    \
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/ide/pci/cmd640.c: *  These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/net/sunhme.c:        /* This card is _fucking_ hot… */
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/media/video/bt819.c:                       BUG? Why does turning the chroma comb on fuck up color?
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/mtd/mtd_blkdevs.c:       registered, to prevent the link/init ordering from fucking
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c:        /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/watchdog/shwdt.c:     * brain-damage, it’s managed to fuck things up one step further..

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7 Responses to “grep -r fuck linux-source-2.6.24 : /* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */”

  1. Titiritero dice:

    Aquí (zirrus.getBlog()) hay un estudio comparativo entre distintas palabras mal sonantes como shit crap, bastard, penguin, además de fuck.

    Y la palabra crap que es mierda es más utilizada parece en las funciones de mierda de esas que lleva linux. Menuda mierda.

  2. Alfredo dice:

    Que yo sepa, penguin no es una palabra malsonante, titiritero, en cambio, sí.

  3. Titiritero dice:

    Sí, tienes razón. Pero es que yo no se como se insulta en inglés. Es más esos insultos al verlos traducidos al wordreference pues fuck, crap, etc, me parecen insultos flojos. No se si sera porque el vocabulario de insultos de un titiritero es extenso y fuerte.

  4. Alfredo dice:

    Yo tampoco tengo mucha experiencia insultando en inglés. Aquí todavia no me he encontrado en la necesidad de hacerlo.

  5. Anonimous dice:

    You should leave programmers alone instead of criticizing a work of which you guys have no idea.

    First of all, *penguin* is not swearing. Moreover sometimes when people write code they put words such as *crap* (in spanish = caca) when something is still to be done or for variables that are not useful at all such as temporary ones which need to be replaced. Or just make jokes…

    I would like to know M$’s amount of swear word in their “kernel”, shame we can’t access it.

    Moreover people’s arguments are great in term of how to undermine Linux.

    Stick to your great OS guys, hope one day you realize that most of the stuff you do in the internet is supported by something stable called Linux, and not M$ ‘OS’

  6. Alfredo dice:

    Hey Anonimous, don’t get offended, “Titiritero” is just a Muppet manager. He only posts comments just to disturb me but we both support Linux.
    Thanks for posting. ;)

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