Alfredo Pérez’s Blog

Some months ago I wrote a post, which happened to be quite populated, explaining how to compile the linux kernel in Ubuntu. I forgot then to add another step that is not mandatory but it can be interesting anyways. Just after:

sudo apt-get install linux-source
cd /usr/src
tar xjf linux-source-2.6.xx.tar.bz2
#sustituir xx por la version de tu kernel (que hay que decirlo todo (dios mio))

You have to type:

grep -r fuck linux-source-2.6.xx

And have a nice time with the reading. It can be also interesting to try with other swearing words. Here you have an example of the output:

linux-source-2.6.24/net/ipv4/netfilter/nf_nat_snmp_basic.c: * (And this is the fucking ‘basic’ method).
linux-source-2.6.24/net/netfilter/nf_queue.c:        /* James M doesn’t say fuck enough. */
linux-source-2.6.24/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl:       If you don’t see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/sgi-ip22/ip22-setup.c:     * fucking with the memory controller because it needs to know the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t try to access
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t try to access
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t try to access
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t even give the
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:     * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe …  Don’t try to access
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess…
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude… */
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/x86/kernel/cpu/cpufreq/powernow-k7.c: * Some Athlon laptops have really fucked PST tables.
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/x86/kernel/cpu/mtrr/generic.c:/*  Some BIOS’s are fucked and don’t set all MTRRs the same!  */
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/sparc/kernel/process.c:    /* fuck me plenty */
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c:    /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin’ up. */
linux-source-2.6.24/arch/ppc/syslib/ppc405_pci.c:     * the kernel try to remap our BAR #1 and fuck up bus
linux-source-2.6.24/lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up
linux-source-2.6.24/sound/oss/opl3.c:     * What the fuck is going on here?  We leave junk in the beginning
linux-source-2.6.24/include/asm-m68k/sun3ints.h:/* master list of VME vectors — don’t fuck with this */
linux-source-2.6.24/include/linux/netfilter/xt_limit.h:    /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
linux-source-2.6.24/include/asm-cris/arch-v32/spinlock.h: * writers) in interrupt handlers someone fucked up and we’d dead-lock
linux-source-2.6.24/include/asm-sparc64/system.h:    /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */    \
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/ide/pci/cmd640.c: *  These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/net/sunhme.c:        /* This card is _fucking_ hot… */
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/media/video/bt819.c:                       BUG? Why does turning the chroma comb on fuck up color?
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/mtd/mtd_blkdevs.c:       registered, to prevent the link/init ordering from fucking
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c:        /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
linux-source-2.6.24/drivers/watchdog/shwdt.c:     * brain-damage, it’s managed to fuck things up one step further..

It seems that Ryanair needs to increment his capital with the economic class users in order to offer models in bikini and oral sex to the executive class passengers.

When there is an exam period, the only thing you can do with your blog is to post funny cats videos from youtube.
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Well, what to say? only that… everything is finishing, this course the ERASMUS and the University, all together. So now it’s time to face a new stage in the live, a challenge, to find a job.

However I should add that my CV is a kind of nicer than this one.

List of the things that people is looking for in my blog

“how to decrease laptop temperature”

“how to compile in ubuntu gutsy”

“how to create your own email in hotmail”

“how to unblock the toilet”

“how to get the laptop webcam to work”

“how to make videos with acer crystal eye”

For sure everybody should learn “how to” do everything.

“Massive madness” figures on Spanish Wikipedia as possible cause for the end of the World. The strange thing is that in English is not present. Maybe Spanish are the only one who have realised the problem.

For those who where looking for something like the name of a singer in Google, I should say that you have no idea. Here I attach a list with the most common mistakes.

488941 britney spears
40134 brittany spears
36315 brittney spears
24342 britany spears
7331 britny spears
6633 briteny spears
2696 britteny spears
1807 briney spears
1635 brittny spears
1479 brintey spears
1479 britanny spears
1338 britiny spears
1211 britnet spears
1096 britiney spears
991 britaney spears
991 britnay spears
811 brithney spears
811 brtiney spears
664 birtney spears
664 brintney spears
664 briteney spears
601 bitney spears
601 brinty spears
544 brittaney spears
544 brittnay spears
364 britey spears
364 brittiny spears
329 brtney spears
269 bretney spears
269 britneys spears
244 britne spears
244 brytney spears
220 breatney spears
220 britiany spears
199 britnney spears
163 britnry spears
147 breatny spears
147 brittiney spears
147 britty spears
147 brotney spears
147 brutney spears
133 britteney spears
133 briyney spears
121 bittany spears
121 bridney spears
121 britainy spears
121 britmey spears
109 brietney spears
109 brithny spears
109 britni spears
109 brittant spears

It seems that some source code has been stolen from Microsoft. Here is the main function of Windows Vista.

Dime un país que empieze por “U”….  ¿Utopía? Pues lo bombardeamos también.

- (boss) Das hier ist mein Sektor, das hier ist das wichtigste Gerät des Küstenwächters, das Gerät [...], das Gerät Überlebensradar.

- (boat) Mayday, mayday!!, Hello can you hear us? can you hear us? [interference...] We are sinking, WE ARE SINKING.

- (novice coastguard) Allo, this is the german coast guard.

- (boat) We are sinking, WE ARE SINKING.

-(novice coastguard) What … are you… sinking about?