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How did “Internet” use to work

Monday, July 19th, 2010

(Español) Primer capítulo de la cuarta temporada de IT Crowd el viernes que viene.

Monday, June 14th, 2010

Sorry, this entry is only available in Español.

Caution: risk of stupid death.

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Seen at the entrance of a plane in Turkey.


Alternative translations (seen in menéame )

  1. “You’re gonna go head over heels”
  2. “Be careful with the cesspool located just at the entrance of the plane”
  3. Ladies lifting legs and hands while killing themselves at the entrance of the plane”
  4. “Instructions on how to perform half a 69″
  5. “Throw your extremities into the container”
  6. “Human limbs plantation”
  7. “Break dance is forbidden”
  8. Danger of getting the folding bed closed”
  9. Dangerous to make -Look mom, no arms-
  10. “Beware! Darwin selector”
  11. “Caution, don’t flush the toilet so hard”
  12. Caution, cannibal floor (it swallows in seconds)”

How to break up a fight

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

fortune | cowsay = nerd joke

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

/ Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to   \
| do a logical right shift? A: 33. 1 to   |
| hold the bits and 32 to push the        |
\ register.                              /
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Hacer el castro con el Worms Armageddon

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Final de una partida online entre ikas y yo.

Un dos tres gatito inglés

Sunday, March 22nd, 2009

Be Amazing!

Thursday, March 12th, 2009


Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Sony’s New Useless Piece of Sh*t

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Tech-savvy consumers are lining up today to be the first to purchase Sony’s

brand-new Stupid Piece of Shit that doesn’t do the goddamn thing it’s

fucking supposed to. Onion News Network Tech Trends reporter Jeff Tate has


Thanks, Brandon! It’s being called the biggest fucking waste of your

hard-earned money to come along in years. Sony’s new Stupid Box Thing hit

the shelves of crowded malls and overpriced electronic stores around the

country today.

It’s got a whole bunch more… memory and megapixels, and what not than any

of the other TV shit that I already have. I can’t wait to get home and spend

my whole fucking night trying to figure the goddamn thing out.

If you can somehow claw and bite your way through the impossible to open

packaging, this Stupid Piece of Shit offers a wide variety of

frustrating-as-hell functions, including flashing random fucking words and

numbers on its display screen not coming with the fucking little doohickey

thing it’s supposed to, and being goddamned ass backward as fuck. Sony’s spokesman  Alan Compton said the company designed this

sucking fucking goddamn thing to make everyone in the modern home want to

tear their fucking eyeballs out.

We listened hard to what our customers said. They wanted the most out of

their home entertainment system and then we pumped out this impossible to

use fucking piece of shit.

Anyone mystified by the device’s numerous extraneous features can scroll

through the interactive help menu, a labyrinthy maze of indecipherable topics of

use to fucking no-one.

We want people to be screaming in unison from houses across the country

“Work, work, you cock-sucking piece of shit! What is wrong with you? Why

can’t you work like a normal machine?”

With a hundred million dollar nationwide campaign to plaster irritating ass

advertisements for the retarded hunk of garbage every single goddamn place

you look, Sony is expecting it to become the next fucking gizmo you

absolutely have to fucking own if you don’t want to feel like a toothless

hillbilly living in some hillbilly shack somewhere.

I love bullshit like this. You know… I’d… basically I’ll buy any goddamn

thing that I see in an ad.

The fucking piece of shit is available now, so run out and pick one up, and

invite all of your friends over to see if any of them can figure out this

motherfucking time vampire. Unless one of them is a rocket scientist, Sony

pretty much guaran-fucking-tees they have no chance. For the Onion News

Network, I’m Jeff Tate.

Thanks, Jeff. Sony says they plan to release an upgraded 800 gigabyte

version of this Piece of Shit by the end of the year… just when you’ve

figured out the goddamn remote control for this one. It never ends… this